American Idol-Week 4

So I am not in the greatest of moods tonight and thought about skipping the blog altogether, so if this is not that funny, I apologize in advance. Paul McCartney and John Lennon night. I loved that Sir Paul did a little camera promo and stated, "Hi I'm Paul McCartney." Thanks. Just in case you were living in solitary confinement since the 1960's. If Preston was on Idol tonight (assuming he made the Top 9, which for Preston's voice as I have stated previously, is a LONG shot), he would have sang "Yellow Submarine." Let's talk a bit about the judges quick tonight. Randy-totally digging Randy's cardigans. Since cardigans over long tank tops is pretty much my wardrobe, mad props to my main man Randy. Preston has the shirt Ellen was wearing-swear to God-he wore it in Boston to the news studio. Go check past blog posts. Kara's hair looked awful; it was the equivalent of my hair after a session on the elliptical machine-pieces sticking out, haphazard ponytail. But then again, just in case you have been in solitary confinement since...OK, last year's Idol blog, you know I am not a big Kara fan. If she was a suggestion on Facebook to "become a fan of" I would not be joining.

Aaron- "The Long and Winding Road"-Ellen stole my joke. I swear I wrote, the long and never ending song. And to prove it, and because Tiffany loves that I take notes:

I have to say although his chances of winning are nil, he does have that Archa-loser factor going for him and his name, Aaron Kelly totally works as a Tiger Beat or Bop magazine candidate. And did I just date myself? Is Tiger Beat still in publication?

Katie- "Let it Be" Katie is getting solicited for prom because of her appearance on Idol. But for the fact I have surpassed the Idol age limit by almost four years, I would use that as the dating strategy. Just go on Idol. (And yes I understand I have missed the whole point that you actually have to know how to sing and even Tim sucking is better than me at my best, but whatever). I have to say she sang this song beautifully. Really angelic and for the first time since Hollywood Week, I thought she did a great job!

Andrew (not Alex)-"Can't Buy Me Love" My brother pointed out I called Andrew, Alex. Whoops. I love this song. Remember McDreamy in this movie? Didn't the girl he loved spill red wine on a white velvet catsuit? Loved this movie. Never thought he would one day make my "List." Anyway, my mother thought Andrew looked like Buddy Holly....if Buddy Holly had gotten a neck tat. I thought his arrangement was pretty good. The judges thought it was "interesting." (* read not an acoustic version of "Straight Up").

OMG Glee comes back in ONE WEEK!

Big Mike-"Eleanor Rigby" So we all learned that Big Mike and his brothers were like a faux Jackson 5, if the Jackson 5, were only four kids instead. I thought his performance was o.k. nothing Earth shattering. And why was Eleanor Rigby the song that his faux J5 family singing? Why Eleanor Rigby? It's such a random song to begin with. Someone find that out the next time they talk to Big Mike OK? My peeps in NY-when he gets back to Astoria, go find out.

Crystal- "Come Together" This would have sounded even better if my television did not pick her performance to start sounding like a skipping record. Our Fox feed went out and we heard about every fifth word. What I did hear was fabulous.

Tim-"All My Lovin'" I love that Tim said he was trying something different with his hair. I am pretty, pretty, pretty (said like Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm) sure that there are persons that are doing Tim's hair. He was better than last week, and the week before that, but that is not saying much at all. I am trying to figure out who the biggest reality train wreck is right now, Tim or Kate Gosslein on Dancing with the Stars? I welcome input.

Casey- OK I can't recall what song he sung because I was stunned by his perm. Seriously the hair tonight was no different from my first (dreadful) perm at age 12. I will not post a picture and I ask Mel to kindly refrain from posting one of that "dark" time in my hair life as well. He did sing really well though, but I did not think it was the best of the night.

Siobhan- "Across the Universe" I thought she was amazing. I also was loving that super glossy lip stick look she had going on that I desperately try to achieve and have bought many a similar product, but cannot seem to get the same look. Perhaps I need to do it and then have strobe lights follow me around. So then they invite onstage, Earl, the heckler. Now, I seriously doubt Siobhan would have hugged some random, possibly, very crazed fan so I think the heckler was a "Fox Plant" to generate some filler for the two hour show tonight that could have been done in 45 minutes.

Lee- "Hey Jude" So they didn't like the bagpiper. I actually started to feel bad for the bagpiper. They were really harsh on him and his kilt. I thought he was pretty damn cool and totally LOVE LEE so I dug the bagpiper. So much so that if Facebook suggested I Become a Fan of the bagpiper, I would accept.

Pick to Go Home: Tim.