Sunday, June 28, 2009

Just Some Randomness…..

Wow what a week.  I must say I am truly heartbroken over the death of Michael Jackson.  Although a tortured soul, by far he was the most amazing dancer, entertainer, pop icon of all time and there will never be another Michael Jackson.  What a sad ending on the cusp of such a possible promising comeback.  After hearing of the tour on the Idol show this past season, I was trying to figure a way to get to London.  Watching his video catalogue this past weekend and hearing songs that I have not heard in a awhile you realize how amazing he was-such a part of my childhood.  I remember vividly watching the uncut version of the “Black or White” video at my Aunt Pat’s house. Such a shame. Preston loved “Thriller” but yet is petrified of a spider web cartoon on Little Einsteins.  He also can identify many singers who sang “We Are the World,” such as Stevie, Ray and Bruce. He also took a liking to “Beat It.”  Such awesome songs. Rest in peace MJ.

And poor Farrah Fawcett.  Poor woman fought so hard.  My God embrace her in his arms.  You are now at peace. 

In the midst of all this sadness, Preston still managed to be really cute: IMG_8722

 

Preston made the apron and hat at school.  Can you deal?  I think this is pretty ridiculous in terms of cuteness.

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Posing in the chairs from the demolished Shea Stadium.  The Yankee ones are on the way…

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No weekend is complete without the train ride at the Short Pump Mall.  Preston was thrilled to go on with Sam and Baby Maddy!  Then we had a great dinner with my Mom and Jordana, Sam and Baby Maddy at Red Robin. 

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I am so proud of Preston.  This train set is a Figure 8.  He demolished last weekend when the trains had an accident.  I left him alone in the conservatory for about an hour-he put this together all by himself.  He was so proud!

I then doused my Blackberry in perfumed body splash today.  It is one it’s last legs.  I get a new phone Tuesday. I am already starting to twitch and it’s been down for like six hours!  I cannot even get into the conversations I had with the morons from Sprint.  I just hope they taped my phone call and played it back so they can hear how ludicrous they sound.  ARGH!  Only a few more days until NEW YORK!!!!!  Cannot wait to see everyone!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Happy Father’s Day!

I am going to go backwards with this post-starting today and working towards last week.  (Kind of like that Seinfeld  episode). A big Happy Father’s Day to my dad!  We had a great day.  Preston went with his father so this morning I was able to take my parents to a nice brunch at a French restaurant.  After that Preston was able to give my father his gift-a Lowe’s gift card and a soda holder he made at school.  He was so proud of that!  My peeve with Lowe’s was if you spent $50 you got a free tool “while supplies last.”  Well supplies lasted I guess meant the ten tools they ordered for Father’s Day.  So I did not get a tool.  Lowe’s-you’re a tool! 

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Yesterday Preston had a birthday party at Romp n’ Roll which is a huge gym where the kids cannot get hurt.  The only negative to this place is every ten minutes they wanted the kids to gather around for a circle time activity-um you take a bunch of three year olds in a room full of foam blocks and you want them to sing songs-right.  Preston was not into participating at all-as you can see all he wanted to do was run and play.  He went to a party like this a year ago and really was not too into it-amazing what a difference a year makes!  Notice Preston on the trampoline.  I made him get off after a minute or too but he just kept gravitating towards it! 

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He did the rock wall all by himself!

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Friday was water day at school.  Preston was so excited to go to school in water shoes and a bathing suit!

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Hope everyone had a great weekend.  It looks like our conference days are numbered-I will be at the welcome reception and at the hotel all day Sunday.  Monday we will be there, but more than likely not until later in the afternoon!  Don’t worry we will see everyone!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Start Spreading the News....

Preston-circa 7 months.

Ok guys, well I am trying to figure out how to do a New York "post," (pun completely intended) for the conference, but I am at a total loss. The conference is also a trip home for me and I must get together with the family and friends back on the Island on the 3rd and part of the 4th. I am only signed up for the Welcome Reception which is on Sunday. I know many of you signed up for events-and you should-after all it's New York, but I am passing on spending $100 bucks per event for places I have walked by 4 million times. But I want to meet everyone so I am in a dilemma. So this is what I need you to do: in the comments section here tell me what you are signed up for and when you arrive and where you are staying. Then this will make more sense.
But I feel that I owe you guys some NY tidbits on the subway system:

The Subway: Not to be confused with the sandwich place (Are you totally singing "Five...five dollar...."). Ahhh the good ol' MTA. The system is numbers and letters. The numbers or letters are in colors-but we are not Boston and we do not refer to our "lines" in color. Most of you are staying between the Marriott Downtown and the Marriott Brooklyn. To get back and forth you are going to take the Lexington Ave. line or the 4,5,6 line-but only the 4 and 5 run between these two places. There are schedules I think-I have never actually seen a subway schedule other than once online. They just come...back and forth. If there is a jam up you probably will not find anyone to ask and if they make an announcement there is a great chance the speaker will sound like Charlie Brown's teacher. You have a lot of those people that think they will solve said problem by walking to the edge and peering down the tracks looking for lights of the train-everyone does this-the train does not come faster-but you will probably see a rat.
And you may be lucky to see the following forms of shopping and entertainment:

a) Bootleg DVDs and CDs spread out on a dirty vile sheet to be easily picked up with the transit cops actually patrol.
b) Steel drum players or string quartets or people who paint themselves silver and stand still (I mean I don't get the silver paint-we are not confused-we know you are not a statue), break dancers all on the outside of the platform-some are pretty good-I don't really have time usually to stop and take it in when fighting 8 million to get to work. There is a calliope player-he is bent sideways, has long white hair and very scary puppets. He is usually in tunnels between big stations like Grand Central or Times Square.
c) The mariachi band or the break dancers who accompany you onto the train. HATE these people. There is nothing worse than five teenagers break dancing on a train. As a lawyer I love figuring out the liability suits while these kids are doing back flips. And the acoustics of the train car is less than ideal for the band.
d) Old foreign men and women selling batteries that are totally illegal and will run out before your destination. Meanwhile who is still listening to portable CD players that even require batteries?
e) The man that started the Homeless Food Drive-who brings Bologna sandwiches onto the trains and asks for your "dollars, quarters, dimes, nickels and pennies to make sure no one goes hungry." He carries credentials, but it seems he is the only person that does this Homeless Food Drive-and the thought of bologna sandwiches at 7am is enough to make me want to retch my Starbucks.
f) People that don't bathe and are wearing seventeen layers in 100 degree heat that have decided an entire row of perfectly good seats is an acceptable bed.
g) The kids who sell M&M's to stay out of trouble-I cannot help but think of Chris Rock's stand up about deadbeat dads who proclaim they take care of their kids and Chris said, "You don't get applause-you are supposed to take care of your kids." or something to that effect. So I do not feel I need to buy M&M's so a kid can do what they are supposed to do-go to school, not take drugs and stay out of trouble.
h)Bible readers-so loud an unnecessary when you are so close to the person next to you you can see their pores and all you want to do is just get to your destination in peace and quiet. And they always pick some violent passage too-about fire, brimstone, damnation-nothing upbeat at all. You usually feel pretty sucky about yourself if you actually listen.
i) People who feel the need to sing along outloud with their IPod-um perhaps you did not get the memo but you are not Beyonce, Britney, Lady Gaga...stop singing!
Aren't you psyched to ride??????

Weekends are not as bad and weekends in the city in the summer are much less crowded than let's say...Christmastime. Most people are at the beach. Add this to the holiday weekend and the city should be deader than normal. On the weekends there are always track changes and delays, most are noticed on signs in the station. And New Yorkers are nice-we are-we will always help a tourist find their way. We might not seem nice because we are tired, hot and stuck together on subways, but we do help! So don't be afraid to ask.

I would not however, recommened subways past eleven pm without a big entourage.


Taxis: Did you ever hear Jerry Seinfeld's stand up on NY cab drivers? My sister has the book-Katie quote me the lines-only Jerry does it right.
So grab your Metro Cards folks and let's go!
Preston circa December on the streets of Manhattan:

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Kid! Kid for Sale! 50 Cents a Kid!

This was a weekend in trying my patience as a parent.  Preston is going through a stage, the likes of which I cannot comprehend.  The listening ears are non-existent, a temper tantrum in Wal Mart where you would have thought he was being taken to the torture chamber, 952 times the word “poopy” or some variation on the theme was used and my telling him to come inside prompted him to hit me-that at that point Preston and the bar of Ivory soap had a date.  Needless to say he is going to watch that mouth!  I don’t know if it is the school, the children, the age…but I am one “pee pee head” away from private religious daycare. He is so fresh lately. I also don’t know if this is a show off thing-especially in front of his father this weekend.  Preston is also…spoiled.  (yeah there’s a shocker).  Add to it that he is an only child of divorced parents, the only grandchild and now his father is back and not denying him anything.  You see where this is going? 

He is also lucky that he is drop dead adorable and I love him to pieces despite the shenanigans.  Oh and the outfit you see below-that was a cause for a fit because he only wants t-shirts.  I calmly explained that there are children who don’t have clothes, or shoes and sleep on dirt (he actually paused to say “ew”).  Here’s a picture of the offending outfit…IMG_8506

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Today was Madeline’s first birthday party!  We had a blast.  Sammy and Jordana put out a nice brunch and Preston had a good time playing with the other kids.  The picture below was taken before we left after a lot of pleading. The other picture is Preston and Princess Ashley.  The face is priceless-this is his newest expression.  He loves to tell me Ashley is “woofing” at him!

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They were so cute together at Maddie’s new kitchen set!  We ended the night at a local diner and Preston was oh so willing to take this shot:img00049[1] (2)

Have a great week!  Look for my New York post sometime this week!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Because Chris Thinks I am an Ingrate…

We had a really nice weekend. The silver lining of my ex in town was realized-an afternoon off. And as I said on Facebook, it is very nice to go shopping, without a stroller, five packages of fruit snacks, three toys and the constant, "Pres do you have to go to the bathroom?" which he does but of course waits until the very last possible second to tell me while he is dancing as if he is on hot coals wincing in that high pitched voice, "Pee pee-I have to go pee pee Mommy."

But first yesterday he needed a haircut-

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He had been going to Divas n' Dudes down here, but seriously I'd spend $15 dollars for him to sit in a spaceship, watch Thomas on a DVD player smaller than my wallet and have his hair butchered by very nice old ladies who I am sure are wonderful grandmothers but I highly doubt have a cosmetology license. So back to the salon and almost $30 later and it looks so much better! (No more Dumb&Dumber haircuts right Katie???) We then went to the grocery store and much to our surprise the Chesterfield Fire Department was in the parking lot with a BIG FIRETRUCK! Obviously this was way more exciting than the free cookie from the bakery department.

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This put him in a great mood. Thankfully there was also one of the TWO truck shopping carts available so we avoided a meltdown. Whatever bright light thought up this idea should be shot. I mean there are about 40 kids in a grocery store at any given time and two truck carts. If there is not one available Preston can wake the dead with his wails. I have actually heard him yelling at the lucky sprite that got the cart before him-he actually has said “That is mine. You took my cart.” I try to assure him it is not ours because last time I checked there was no aluminum grocery cart in the garage. And I hate the truck carts. They fit like a bag of lettuce and I cannot steer them through the aisles. I usually skip every other aisle because I need to swing the damn thing 90 degrees. Stupid truck shaped shopping carts.

Today we headed off to Short Pump Mall for Preston to ride on the train. He even wore his special shirt that Aunt Anna made for him. My brother felt I was an ingrate since I did not dress Preston in the shirt thus far this summer but white shirts can only be worn on weekends were I can supervise dirt consumption. If he wore white to daycare it would be beige. He even got compliments from other parents in line that he was appropriately dressed. Here is Preston at the reverse height stand-you must be under this height to be allowed in the train village. I think he will be ok for quite some time….like until his 7th birthday!

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After Grandma bought him some hot pretzel sticks! He also got a few new outfits to don at the convention!

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And tomorrow is a big day. Preston is moving from Preschool 1 to Preschool 2! Yay! He has been in there a couple of days this week. What did he learn-that the word poop is funny to interject into every song! Lovely! Can all of you going to NYC let me know what it is you may want to see Sunday and Monday and I’ll try to get an itinerary going? Is everyone just meeting on Saturday the 4th at the hotel? Can’t wait!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Just Some Random Cuteness

I was lazy last week and did not do a blog update.  Nothing too exciting going on, unless you count the 24 hour bug that has hit Preston which kind of pisses me off a little.  He has not been sick in months and now, on a beautiful holiday weekend we are wasting this day indoors.  He is napping right now poor little bugger.  I am sure by tomorrow morning he will be 100%.  A little annoying that his haircut has to wait one more week and his hair is almost to the point of uncontrollable, but he needs his rest.  He has been chugging Gatorade so that’s a good sign.

I would also like to wish a Happy Anniversary to my Mom and Dad today (33 years) and Chris and Anna (1 year).   So here are some recent pics of the dude:

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Preston is having a lot of fun lately learning that his body allows him to do splits and other various tricks.  There is a lot of me saying, “Please don’t do that, I’d prefer if you don’t twist your entire body almost 180 degrees.”

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He loves this shirt.  I do believe Trace has this one as well.  Notice the matching Converse.  

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Whose cute?

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Here are Preston and Maddie together.  Last weekend we took the kiddos out to lunch at Red Robin and then to the Gymboree sale. (Ok fine, Jordana and I only cared about the Gymboree sale).

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Enjoy your long weekend everyone!!!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL-THE FINALE

I am here-no Ireland this year. Aren't you so excited that I can report on the finale? It's OK, get excited. Just for Lisa though-I did get your comment about my thoughts on the Grey's finale-loved it. I did not see the twist coming at all, although my friend Mel did-how I have no clue because I thought they did a great job with the writing. I am sad I have an entire summer without McDreamy. God he is so hot! OK....

Well it was the typical season finale three round showdown, this time between Kris and Adam. Let's first talk fashion. Randy decided to channel his inner homeless man or closed his eyes and randomly selected items from his closet to come up with a polka dotted red and black tie with a purple gingham shirt and brown and pink jacket. DiaGuardi could be wearing a burlap sack and I really could care less, Paula's shirt was so awesome I will spend a lot of time on Google to try to purchase one similar although I am pretty sure it probably cost a week's salary and Simon apparently thinks he is Tony Daviloni and wore his Dancing with the Stars outfit. We even panned to the kicked off contestants who show up for the finale to show Gokey donning a Fruit of the Loom t-shirt.

Round 1 began with Adam singing "Mad World." I did not get to see Adam perform this the first time around due to the DVR malfunction of shutting off when a program runs long-damn you DVR. OK, get ready Bobbi-I liked his performance. I write notes during the show to bring you this entertaining weekly masterpiece and I had written down that I could have done without the Phantom of the Opera fog machine and cape-so Simon and I shared a brain on that one. Adam sounded great because he did not screech/scream/break mirrors/scare small children and/or animals in this performance.

Kris sang "Ain't no Sunshine." Did you see the family portrait when Kris was like eight? He still looks the same. Always looks the same. He should battle Ryan for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve because I think at 90 Kris will look the same. I like his voice but my friend Sam is right-you can hear a lot of Kris-types in college coffee shops all over-but in the same vein, he is very current, very Jason Mraz-ish.

Round 2. I hated both songs picked for both contestants. I was kind of bored. I noticed during this perfroamnce Adam got a sweet manicure for the finale. The comments for "Change is Gonna Come" annoyed me more than the song. When Randy says, "You can sing your face off" to Adam, I agree. You ever notice those very freaky tongue movements? I swear his tongue is coming right out of his mouth. Or is going to grow out of his mouth like in the ending scene of Howard the Duck with that freaky actor who was the principal in Ferris Bueller. Then DiaGuardi says it was his best performance....ever. Which she has said every....single...week. Then Paula called him "iconic" which I believe she also said to Justin Gaurini...exactly. Then they told Kris they did not like the song choice-tell Simon Fuller. He didn't pick that song!

The third round featured DiaGuardi's artistry-her song sung by the finalists. Adam who had more changes of wardrobe than Cher, donned his snakeskin pants which made me feel as fat as I do when I watch DWTS, yet I continued to shove M&Ms down my throat. I thought Kris sounded better because the song was more geared for Top 40 airplay.

I have to say I really don't have too much of a care who wins-I'd like to see Kris because he is the underdog and I honestly need to stop hearing Adam screech. I am not so strongly attached to a contestant like I was Kelly Clarkson or Clay Aiken...or hot Michael Johns. I really liked Danny the best. I am looking forward to the star studded finale-Ryan said to set your DVRs to tape longer. It's been a great season. I really enjoyed blogging about it again. Thank you all for your fun comments, even the Dan Fogelberg fans kept it real. Kim from Season 8-Out!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL-Week 10

I am actually glad we have cut down this year on all the hoopla that surrounds hometown week. I mean normally it's ten minutes each contestant in their hometown and it's all the same: they deplane as if they are the Beatles coming to America for the first time, they get in a limo and drive to their old high school and there are 900 people outside (even those people that were stuffing them in a locker ten weeks ago), all the fans have homemade banners on fluorescent paper, they have a pep rally, the cheerleaders kiss them (even though ten weeks ago a cheerleader would never have considered going to second base with said contestant), they see their family, the mayor gives them a big plastic key from the local dollar store and they pet their dog...whatever. And usually the contestants come from a town that is one step above poverty level. I think this might be a set created by the producers. I was worried what they would do if Anoop won since it was obvious Anoop's parents were very well off. Can't have Anoop pulling up to his Chapel Hill mansion. No but seriously, you'll see the Idol walking around some depressed "downtown" area with some boarded up stores, one drugstore with a lone gas pump outside, they live on a farm always, you see them with a slop bucket in hand talking about growing up 300 miles from your next neighbor. Then someone on the set cues the tumbleweed.

But one tradition continued-the tradition that proves to me American Idol thinks America is beyond stupid (which I slightly agree with but moving on)-the "random" text to the contestant to tell them what song they are singing. I mean really. Danny and Adam acting like it is some big surprise that they are getting a text message from the judges. Haven't they watched the hometown show seven prior seasons? This is no surprise. They even got really savvy this year and made Kris get a new phone. First off, how can they give Kris a new phone? They legally cannot sign Kris up for a new phone and phone service. This would be identity theft if they did. They can't just be like-here's your new phone. We signed you up for the Say Anything plan, hope that works for you! We even picked your Fab Five. You get unlimited data so go check that "random" text from Randy.

Anyway no Randy-ism tonight-just a shout out to Mel for thinking she sported the same glasses as Randy in sixth grade. I would like to point out to her they were brown...and big...like Sally Jesse Raphael. And I have pictures. They went great with your side ponytail.

Danny started off with "Dance Little Sister." (DANCE KATIE). I thought it was a horrible song choice. Partly because it is never good to have never heard the song and since it is not IPod worthy in my opinion, I thought it was not the song for Danny. Of course DiaGuardi (who ranks up there with my ex husband right now) had to make the relevant comment about Danny's dancing. Paula basically beotch-slapped her and said Danny danced great. He could have mimicked Elaine on Seinfeld and Paula would have complimented him.

Kris-I love that song. Although to make it authentic Kris should have called Timbaland (on his new savvy phone of course) to sing back up. Because every song in the world features Timbaland. I love how Simon beotch-slapped DiaGuardi because Kris did what One Republic did, he sat behind the piano. This was the point where I started calculating how much I would owe my mom for breaking her TV because throwing the remote would be so satisfying.

Adam-I just thought this was terrible. That song is so inherently Bono and Adam bottom line butchered "One." I mean Mary J did Bono proud. That was God awful.

Then we had the Africa segment which annoyed me because Idol had no right cutting out the "Idol Gives Back" show. It is evident that many parts of this country as well as those abroad need help and that was a dumb decision to cut that show. It puts things in perspective-like how vile it really is that my son has 14 pairs of summer shoes and that little baby was crawling on a disease laden ground.

Round 2:
I think Danny did "You Are So Beautiful" great! I did however think a better song choice would have been "Up Where We Belong" or Bob Seger's "We've Got Tonight." I think I want to be a judge next year.

Kris does Kanye. Props to Kris. Like seriously. That was so awesome. I personally think it was the BEST performance of the night because it was original and showed true talent. I like most people thought Kris was a goner. Now dare I say, Kris could win this thing?

Adam sang "Screaming." I mean "Cryin'." What's with the weird tongue movements? Notice that Adam almost always sings last? And the judges need to realize only two can go on to next week since they all told all three they would be in the finals. No guys, three people would be tonight all over again. Then again Taylor Hicks won this show. Well see you in the finals. I cannot guess but part of me thinks Kris is moving on. At least I am not missing the final this year (had to stick that in Christopher-love you and Anna and Happy Anniversary a few weeks early)!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother’s Day Weekend

Well, this Friday was Mother’s Day breakfast at school. My mother and I both went, but I was a little bit disappointed. A lot of moms did not come and I felt that his celebration at his old school last year was much more put together. He was satisfied that we came though and ate in the big kids room. He even showed us his favorite thing there-the easel:IMG_8221


Saturday my mother and I participated in the Susan G. Komen 5K Run/Walk in Richmond. It was really a wonderful cause and our development had a team complete with team shirts and all. Of course this race also smacked me in the face of how out of shape I really am and therefore instead of just lying on the couch and not moving until the pain subsided, I walked another two miles this morning with my family pushing Preston (who is no lightweight). So now I cannot feel my legs, but it has taught me that walking from my desk to the coffeepot at work is not exercise and if I just try I can stop feeling like a Mac Truck hits me when I slightly exert myself (like getting four cups of coffee). I also did some errands yesterday because I utterly refused to go grocery shopping on Mother’s Day! Oh wait! I cannot forget the highlight of the weekend-supervising the visit with my ex husband. This sucks so badly. Preston won’t sit with him alone so until Preston regains trust in him (possibly never), this will be what I have to do. It is so beyond annoying sitting across from a person who hurt not only me but my son. And who whips out the bank card to pay for a lousy $8 kids meal at Friendly’s but has not contributed to Preston’s well being in months. Moving on….


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Today was Mommy’s Day! Preston surprised me with a bag full of goodies including make up, hair accessories, nail polish, flip flops, a beautiful photo album, bath gels/cream/body spray and two cards (oh wait-three-the homemade one with his hand print on it-I wonder if the teacher’s even put his name on it since it is blatantly obvious who that hand print belongs to). Then we had a big breakfast, took our walk and drove to Williamsburg for the day. My best present?? Preston did not fight me on getting one pair of sandals. Yay! He can still wear Crocs to school (at his own risk). Apparently the kids are falling in them. Preston always falls. Footwear is not the reason. LOL! Hope everyone had a Happy Mother’s DAY!!!!! IMG_8239

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL-Week 9

Rock night. Oh My God! So when I found out it was Slash as the mentor, I was truly super excited. I was the BIGGEST GN'R fan ever. (Ask Mel and Cheryl if you don't believe me). I truly lived, ate, breathed, slept, GN'R. Posters all over my wall (which totally pissed off my mom since it was going to rip the wallpaper) and the door to my bedroom (also pissing off my mom because really Axl did not go with the motif of the rest of the house). I know every word to every song, even those truly explicit ones that got my cassette tapes confiscated by my parents (don't worry I bought other ones). I remember begging to go see them play with Metallica. I was told "no." I mean looking back, I get it, I was all of 14, but they were rock GODS! So you can understand that when my friend Mary Beth tells me she is taking me to see Duff's new band Loaded and perhaps I can meet Duff himself, I get a tad giddy. And did you see Slash in the audience rocking a newsboy cap? Love it!

Well we found out that the Idol stage went through technical problems. I wish the tower had collapsed on DiaGuardi because she honestly almost made me throw a remote at my mother's beautiful plasma TV. The only thing holding me back was the thought of paying for said TV. Every time she would enunciate a syllable I wanted to punch the couch. We also were introduced to the judges and I realized Randy's shirt got into a serious fight with the Bedazzler.

Adam: OK I will give him props. He rocked the Led Zepplin song. He did a great job. I think DiaGuardi calling him a God was a bit much considering he has a long way to go before being allowed in the same circle as Slash. (Wait I just have to pause because Derek was kicked off Dancing with the Stars and Jewel's husband who has the personality of dirt, is still on). OK, moving on.

Allison: Was she even born when "Appetite for Destruction" was released? Anyway I think she did amazing too. Honestly I am glad her and Adam were paired for a duet because they are the rockers of the group and really did a fabulous job on the duet. I thought she did great with the song. Once again you have DiaGuardi knocking her down only to have Paula tell her she was great. I want a DiaGuardi v. Abdul smackdown.

Then we had an intermission of Kris and Danny singing Styx. I like "Renegade" but would have loved them to do "Come Sail Away" for purely personal reasons that only Katie understands.

Kris: Kris is like a Ken doll. He always looks the same, same hair, same style, same smile, just every week they put on different clothes depending on the genre-denim jacket, leather jacket, chambray shirt. He just always looks the same. It really did not matter what Kris sang tonight because he is going anyway. It just is inevitable. If I was in Kris' position I would have picked "Yellow Submarine" over "Come Together" just to be annoying. Although I thought it was cute when he said he almost peed his pants when he met Slash.

Danny: I did not think it was bad at all. Granted, rock is not really Danny's genre, but I think they were a little too harsh. Wedding band back on. The best comment of the night from DiaGuardi, "Would have loved to see you do early Aerosmith, like "Crazy" or "Cryin'" Ummmmm......I would think that early Aerosmith would encompass "Janie got a Gun" or "Love in an Elevator." That's just me. Didn't think songs from videos starring Alicia Silverstone were considered early Aerosmith.

The only criticism I have for the Adam/Allison duet-OK two actually, is Adam must stop wearing leggings and for the love of everything good, why was Allison donning Doc Martins? Meanwhile when they were in style she was in Stride Rite.

So Kris is BYE BYE! Then to be honest, I am stumped on the final. I think Allison can pull it out. Let's see what next week brings!